You know you’re unemployed when…

Posted on September 17, 2008


– You know the names of all the CNN anchors, including the weather reporters.

– The concept of a new chore is appealing.

– You become overly bummed-out when you reach the last page of the ‘Appointments’ supplement.

– A pigeon smashing against your window is the highlight of your day.

– Finding that missing sock is a mission on par with The Big Bang experiment.

– Time-management is a fast-diminishing notion, and the significance of a calendar is forgotten.

– That painting on the wall is never hung straight enough.

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